Ramming and jamming.
thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

(via thegamingmuse)

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17 minutes ago
marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(Source: 4gifs, via helenaisis)

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Posted
44 minutes ago

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

(via helenaisis)

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Posted
44 minutes ago
charlibaltimore:

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent


She had the Rita Repulsa headgear on underneath 😂😂😂

charlibaltimore:

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

She had the Rita Repulsa headgear on underneath 😂😂😂

(Source: husssel)

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Posted
49 minutes ago

faessbender:

model mother tongue:

"this may sound like an exageration, but we are the best athletes on earth."

but if a nuh so, a nearly so.
if it's not actually true, it might as well be.

how to speak patois with jeneil williams dir. by PENSACOLA for i-D. 

(via odyssey2fit)

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Posted
1 hour ago
mahou-chan asked: I feel like they honest to god just threw Drake in a room told him to sit in a chair for a video and didn't even tell him about Nicki. Like those were genuine hamster faces of distress and frustration.


Answer:

holystarsandgarters:

image

image

image

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this was probably the exact point his soul left his body

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Posted
1 hour ago
thesassyblacknerd:

swolizard:

modestmojo:

tarynel:

zumainthyfuture:

isseymiyucky:

isseymiyucky:

isseymiyucky:

LMAOOO YOOOOOOOO he is not playing, he is dead ass serious #BlackPower

Seriously you can’t kill him …. He leveled up to 3000%

If I was a cop I’d put MY hands up FOH

Nigga look like he trained with Akuma 

Wtf

This nigga looks like he fuck sharks for fun

Im calling a nigga meeting to proclaim this motherfucker Raikage immediately

bye

thesassyblacknerd:

swolizard:

modestmojo:

tarynel:

zumainthyfuture:

isseymiyucky:

isseymiyucky:

isseymiyucky:

LMAOOO YOOOOOOOO he is not playing, he is dead ass serious #BlackPower

Seriously you can’t kill him …. He leveled up to 3000%

If I was a cop I’d put MY hands up FOH

Nigga look like he trained with Akuma 

Wtf

This nigga looks like he fuck sharks for fun

Im calling a nigga meeting to proclaim this motherfucker Raikage immediately

bye

(via helenaisis)

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Posted
1 hour ago

NEVER G I V E  U P

that 8th gif tho, super flagrant

(Source: thebeastlesnar, via thesassyblacknerd)

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1 hour ago
ohsobreezyjane:

burymeinthechanelstore:

myuncreativeurl:

dblockmenace:

This the funniest one I seen lmaoooo

😩😩😩😩

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😂

This shit made me laugh so hard 😂

ohsobreezyjane:

burymeinthechanelstore:

myuncreativeurl:

dblockmenace:

This the funniest one I seen lmaoooo

😩😩😩😩

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😂

This shit made me laugh so hard 😂

(via thethuglifeishard)

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Posted
1 hour ago
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